No comment?? I'll still keep posting...
I've tried to handle this nicely. I've tried to be calm and understanding. I've attempted to remain rational and patient. But, that's it! No more Mr. Nice Blogger!! I need some comments! Do you think I'm just writing to read what I wrote?? (Okay, I guess I am... but that's not the point!!)
The point is... um... that bloggers are people too. Sure, you might think that we all just live in a world of make-believe, popping out blogs a dime a dozen, inebriated by the exuberance of our verbosity. But I say no!! If you prick us, do we not bleed?? If you tickle us, do we not laugh?? If you poison us, do we not die??
Your lack of commentary is the poison that saps us of our lifeblood. We thrive on your thoughts, quips, and quotes, logging on 3... 4... 5 hundred times a day. Hoping. Longing. Yea, even expecting, to see that comment total below our latest entry soar into the high single digits.
So, please, if you have any sense of human decency, ready your fingers and dust off your keyboards. Summon your mouse and crack open that musty thesaurus one more time. It is time for the commentators to rise up-ah (please pronounce with all the angst of a fiery a/g evangelist) and restore the down-trodden, the lowly, the depressed -- the blogger that has lost his audience.
Thank you.
Amen.
posted by Matt Boyer @ 9:58 AM
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Matt-ah
Here is a comment-ah. For your blog-ah.
(Blog-ah...isn't that what people from Boston would call a person who blogs?)
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ok... so maybe i went a LITTLE overboard with this one. None-the-less, I do like your idea about baptizm (that's the cool way to spell it, right?) Water guns would be quick and efficient. We may baptize a few people that didn't want to but hey, who wouldn't want a little baptism soaking??
I know exactly how you feel, Matt! You are a good writer, keep the posts coming, even if we are too lazy to comment. Now you know why God said he would raise up rocks to praise Him if people wouldn't!
thanks for the encouragement ariel. i enjoy reading your writing as well!
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